Valentine's Day is TOMORROW, people. We know you've made a reservation for you and your teddy bear in the garage, catered by whatever hasn't started to reek in the fridge, but what will you guys make small talk about before you take things to the bedroom? As always, Decibel has the answer.
Subscribe to the world's premier extreme music magazine by 3 p.m. on Friday and you'll receive a special downloadable, foldout Decibel Valentine's Day card designed by our own Bruno Guerreiro (see above) and personally emailed to you by editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian. It's not too late to make this stupid holiday a lot more metal. Act accordingly.